bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

(via phuckingphan)

zerrrrrie:

the thing about people finding out you like one direction is that once they do they assume all you do is listen to one direction and everything you do is about one direction even though it is but that’s not the point

(via whyiloveniall)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via zayngotgame)

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

(via unpredictable-forever)

sehvn:

carried the shit outta u son

(via jenniaceworldcw)

sparkour:

in the most random combination of people to ever happen

(via liltledicks)